Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mom.
I feel angelic
That tends to happen when you’ve had a couple drinks and decide to go to take selfies in your brand new car.
Ugh In n Out is so good
I know right? So jealous
My buddy’s office ordered a bulk bag of Easter Eggs. It took him a minute of laughing to realize they DIDN’T get the wrong shipment.
oh my god.
I relate to this so strongly I got a little teary-eyed.
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